Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Friday, July 16, 2010

Badger Causes Wobbly Lines


We have been a little light on the funny side of life over the last few weeks, but today is a good one...

Workmen painting white lines on a main road left a gap for a dead badger because it was not their responsibility to clear up the carcass, a council has said.
The animal was killed on the A338 near Downton on the Hampshire-Wiltshire border but when Hampshire County Council workmen came to paint white lines in the centre of the road, they decided to leave a space until the body had been removed.

The responsibility for picking up the remains was the responsibility of New Forest District Council.

Businessman Kevin Maul, of Winterbourne Dauntsey, Salisbury, Wiltshire, who spotted the gap in the lines, said: "I couldn't quite believe my eyes when I saw this poor old badger who had been there over a week.

"Then I drove home to see his body between the lines - they had painted the road, but left a gap where he lay."

Mel Kendal, Hampshire County Council executive member for the environment, said: "We would usually liaise with our colleagues at the district council, who dispose of animal carcasses on the highways, to ensure the badger was removed before the white line-painting crew did this stretch of road.

"This appears not to have happened in this case and the white line-painting crew did what they thought was best until arrangements could be made to dispose of the carcass.

"These arrangements have now been made and the gap in the white lines will be filled in, at no extra cost to the council tax-payer


Barry Eva (Storyheart)

My Blogs:

Book Information and Things UK - Across the Pond

Book and a Chat Radio Show Guests - A Book and a Chat

Funny, Weird Or Just Interesting News From Around the World - Laugh I Thought My Trousers Would Never dry

Monday, March 1, 2010

A Book and a Chat with Kritin Walker

Over the last year and 120 shows I've had guests both authors and bloggers discussing all kinds of subjects and genres. Sometimes from the information you glean about the guest that day you just know that the show will be fun, not that they all aren't its just sometimes you get that feeling that a large amount of laughter will fill the show. Today was one of those shows.

My special guest on today's "A Book and a Chat" was writer, actress, lifeguard, ballroom dance instructor and much more, Kristin Walker author of "A Match Made in High School".

Making her creative way through short stories and picture books, this is Kristin's first published book (launched February 4th 2010), and one that has been much looked forward to my the YA readers.

"A Match Made in High School" is a story full of sweetness tempered with sarcasm, the book is the perfect teen romance. Laugh-out-loud funny, unpredictable, and fresh, one you won't want to miss.

The show as expected proved a great chat filled with knowledge, cometary and laughter. We learned much about Kristin and her book, even to what to do with a dirty sock. How she was obsessed with the "Little House on the Prairie", or being part of Edwardian England in the vain of Mary Poppins, or "Up Stairs Down Stairs". How as a Tenner and a former Deb has been one of the most rewarding things by far, providing her the opportunity to become friends with so many incredibly talented authors.

The show as expected was a entertaining forty-five minutes, so why not tune in now or download the file to listen to another time, to "A Book and a Chat with Kristin Walker"

Barry

Direct Link:
A Book and a Chat with Kristin Walker

or you can download the mp3 file of the show from
Kristin Walker

To find out more information about Kristin Walker and her book "A Match Made in High School":
Kristin Walker - A Match Made in High School

Check out http://abookandachat.blogspot.com

Barry Eva (Storyheart)

Thursday, October 8, 2009

A Book and a Chat with "Dianne Castell"


If you like a down to earth romance novel, with humor, plenty of twists perhaps a ghost or two and a happy ever after ending then books by my special radio show guest tonight are for you.

Dianne Castell is an USA Today award winning author whose books are ideal for anybody wanting to escape from this world for a moment and find themselves in the romantic southern states.

Her books are down to earth not one of those flowery romantic novels that use words almost from another age. They are modern romantic novels that keep you turning the pages to find out what happens next, with humor nor far away they are great fun to read.

Listen to tonight's fun and enjoyable show as we discuss about her writing, how she started and what she is working on now.

Learn how she does not have time for her hobbies because of her writing, but when she lists of her hobbies as cleaning toilets you might understand that is perhaps not a bad thing.


A Book and a Chat with "Dianne Castell"


You can listen to the show at

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Across-the-Pond/2009/10/08/A-Book-and-a-Chat-Dianne-Castell

or on my blog at

http://acrossthepond-storyheart.blogspot.com

So why not stop by and listen to this enjoyable thirty minutes of entertainment as I chat with Dianne Castell on today's "A BOOK AND A CHAT"

Barry



BARRY EVA (Storyheart)

Author of Young Adult Romance/Fiction book
"Across the Pond"

Saturday, October 3, 2009

The art of selling books at a big event


I have over the last two weeks spent many hours at the Big E, the North England Fair that runs for four weeks in Springfield MA, as one of the CAPA (Connecticut Authors and Publishers) trying to sell their creations in the Connecticut building.

It is my first time at the event let alone selling my book, and I learned several lessons over the period.

If you do not know, "The Big E" is a huge event with upwards of 150,000 people a day vising the various building, stall, events over the four week period. While the top visitations are over the weekends, even the days I was there between 60-80,000 attended.

As normal at such large state fair, there are a wide range of places to visit and items to see, food stores of every shape and kind from the cheeseburgers in a doughnut, to bacon covered chocolate. From giant jacket potatoes to beer from each state in New England. You can ride an elephant, get a cartoon picture of you even purchase some Sham Wows. Basically anything and everything.

So, what did I learn?

There were four authors signing at the CAPA book store at any one time, each author had about two foot six of table space (see picture), with hundreds if not thousands of people passing you buy during the day. The Big E is an event for all ages and many family's with young children of all ages visit. This will mean that there is a market for young childrens books, being purchased by grandparents and parents.

It really helps if you have an author selling such books signing next to you.

I mentioned "passing by" this will happen unless something is done to attract this flowing traffic into your booth.

An eye catching cover, a prop etc anything to attract the attention.

I was at least able to do something to help stop the flow and bring the people into our area.

Using my voice and English accent I was able to almost act as a "fair ground barker", asking the public to "roll up, roll up etc..." actually it was more like. "All books by Connecticut authors, over 90 authors represented come inside, have a look around.".

I can't say it helped my book, but it certainly "I think" helped bring people into the booth and made sales for many of the other authros.

Have a hand out that gives your book details, how to contact you etc.

It might not bring sales, but several libraries, book stores, teachers etc visit and might pick you up to appear at a school or library. (We actually had two librarians there last Friday who spent over $400 on books)

Be willing to talk to people.

Have a chat, even if it's not about your book. As with salesmen, you get a few people around an others stop to see what's going on.
Just think of the "rubber necking" that goes on when there is a car accident.

Make sure people know what your book is about.

A lot of people take one look at a cover and think they know what the book is about. I learned very quickly people thought "Across the Pond" was about baseball, which is just a small part. So the second time I went I had a board with headline snippets that stated more that the book was for "all ages" etc.

While I did not sell a huge amount, I did sell some, also made several contacts and had fun.

To me the latter is the real thing. Writing is not my livelihood it is a hobby, and even with all the costs involved let's face it... it's still cheaper than playing golf.

So Tips:

Make Sure you are noticed.
Say hello to anybody who will listen.
Be willing to chat about your book and anything else.
Make sure you have literature to hand out even if people don't purchase your book.
It helps if you are able to take credit cards.
Enjoy yourself.


And finally, ware comfortable shoes, clothes and some throat sweets... Beleive me standing for 6-9 hrs takes it out of you.

PICTURES FROM THE BIG E






BARRY EVA (Storyheart)

Author of Young Adult Romance/Fiction book
"Across the Pond"

Friday, October 2, 2009

A Book and a Chat with "Sheila Roberts"

From owning a singing telegram company to playing in a band Sheila Roberts has lived a fascinating life. Previously she has written many different types of writing including Regency Romance under the name of Sheila Rabe.

In 2007 Sheila relaunched herself under the name of Sheila Roberts. Her first book "On Strike For Christmas" has become almost a cult holiday book, this was quickly followed by further hits with "Bikini Season" and "Love in Bloom" this has now been followed by a wonderful new book "Angel Lane".

From wanting to be on "Dancing with Stars" to the "vitamin C" advantages of chocolate, enjoy the fun of my show chatting to this lady. Full of interest laughter enjoyment.

There is a gap when we lost the line but keep listening we come back.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Across-the-Pond/2009/10/02/A-Book-and-a-Chat-with-Shelia-Roberts

or on my blog at

http://acrossthepond-storyheart.blogspot.com

So why not stop for thirty minutes and listen to this enjoyable thirty minutes of fun and laughter as I chat with Sheila Roberts on today's "A BOOK AND A CHAT"

Barry



Author of Young Adult Romance/Fiction book
"Across the Pond"

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Storyhearts Sunday UK Blog - Samoan Commuters "Left" Stranded


Several Sundays ago I wrote a blog about why the British drive on the left hand side of the road, and the fact that it was the original side for passing on, even made so by a proclamation by the Vatican. I explained how it was the French during the French Revolution who started driving on the right hand side of the road.

WHY UK DRIVES ON THE LEFT

This week, I came across some news, which wile not really "UK NEWS" does show you refer to what most Americans thinks strange and that is driving on the left hand side of the road.

On the island of Samoa last Monday at 0600 local time (2200 EST) sirens sounded and drivers were told to move from the right side to the left. They are the first country to make this change since 1970's and it has taken place without any accidents being reported since the switch on Monday, despite widespread predictions of road mayhem from opponents.

A two-day holiday was declared to ease traffic as people got used to the new rules. A three-day ban on alcohol sales was also introduced to deter accidents.

The one group of people who did not think about this change are the Samoan Bus Owners.

All but about 18 of the Pacific island nation's buses are banned from driving because their doors now open onto the middle of the road.

The Samoan government introduced the change to end its reliance on expensive, left-hand-drive imports from America. Also to bring Samoa into line with other South Pacific countries.

Barry




Author of Young Adult Romance/Fiction book
Across the Pond
http://acrossthepond-storyheart.blogspot.com/
http://across-t-pond.com

Friday, September 11, 2009

Fun Friday - Books You May Not Know About

Over the time I've been writing my blogs I always try and create some fun, mixed amongst the book writing info, radio show guests and my Sunday UK Blog. The Views, news and Weird News slot has already become quite popular, so I thought I would take it one step further and have a "Fun Friday" blog.

This week in amongst the fact I'd been chosen as a winner of yet another Nigerian Lottery, could get some special blue pills (which by the way you can get over the counter in the UK) and had been chosen to win a free trip to Disney land I actually found something of interest.

I received an email from AbeBooks.com providing a link to their "Weird Book Room".

http://www.abebooks.com/books/weird/index.shtml?cm_mmc=nl-_-nl-_-g00-weirdbX-_-image01#cats


So I thought I would share some of the books with you, and honestly these are real books with great titles.



A tongue-in-cheek guide to "dogic" principles features photographs of canine masters Benny, Buster, and Cricket demonstrating key postures, from the "Downward-Facing Dog" to the restorative "Pup's Pose," in a guide that offers guidance to humans on how to build on a yoga practice.









Teach Your Horse to Be Confident, Obedient, and Safe No Matter What You Encounter.







From the lost ancient art of towel folding (yes, there is one, and it does stem from ancient times) comes the newly revived and hot trend The Lost Art of Towel Origami.

Filled with hilarious completed-project photographs and step-by-step instructions and illustrations, this book will provide hours of entertainment. Stun your company by skillfully creasing and crinkling your linen into works of art. You've got everything you need, right in your own bathroom.






Dale Power departs from his usual animal carvings, burying himself in a new art form the manufacture of special boxes for pets and people. Here's one project you wont want to put off till tomorrow. All of the tools and techniques needed to produce strong and beautiful coffins.



Coming next week... "Monk Habits for everyday people"... "How to avoid huge ships" and a few more.





Author of Young Adult Romance/Fiction book
Across the Pond
http://acrossthepond-storyheart.blogspot.com/
http://across-t-pond.com

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Gandhi’s Revenge and a Azerbaijan donkey

For years people who have made trips to India be it's sporting heros or just those on a social trip have often be laid low by what is sometimes called "Gandhi's Revenge" in other words a very "gippy" stomach.

Last week this reached a new level when a Biman Bangladesh airlines flight from Dhaka to London was delayed by nearly 10 hours - because all five of the plane's toilets were blocked.The airline said staff took two hours to fix the problem. The director of engineering at Biman, said...

"Passengers threw bottles, cups, tissue papers and female sanitary napkins into all five toilets of the Biman aircraft. This solid material blocked the toilets and there was a jumble in the pneumatic toilet suction system. It was a passenger-created problem. There was no mechanical fault."

On the other hand... It could have been something they ate.

Meanwhile two bloggers from Azerbaijan are facing up to five years in jail after posting a video of a donkey giving a news conference on YouTube.

Shortly after the video was released, Adnan Hajizade and Emin Milli were held on hooliganism charges following a scuffle in a restaurant.

Their lawyer says the arrests were politically motivated.

But authorities insist they are investigating a simple criminal case.

In the video, the donkey extols the benefits of living in Azerbaijan and praises the government for its positive attitude towards donkeys.

The video was seen by many as a send-up of government news conferences, which critics say are often little more than propaganda events.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8233999.stm


Barry



Author of Young Adult Romance/Fiction book
"Across the Pond"

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Views, Reviews and Weird News



So what have I got to offer you in this weeks "Views, Reviews and Weird news?


There has been some really interesting and weird news this week, so I'll jsut concentrate on that this blog.


WEIRD NEWS

Some of you might have read about Microsoft (in Poland) getting into trouble for altering a photo on its website to change the race of one of the people in the picture. To my mind, while this was interesting and of course Microsoft had to make an apology. You’ll notice that while on the website of its Polish business unit the black man's head was replaced with a white face, the color of his hands was unchanged.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/2/hi/technology/8221896.stm

A British tourist has spent a night trapped in a French town hall after mistakenly thinking she could book a room at the "hotel de ville".
The hapless female visitor arrived in the Alsace town of Dannemarie on Friday and tried to find a bed for the night.
Spotting the impressive-looking "hotel de ville", the tourist popped in to use the toilet before trying to check in. But as she was in the convenience, officials finished a meeting, left the town hall and locked its door.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8218069.stm

Australian palaeontologists say they have discovered a new species of dinosaur on a sheep farm in the northern state of Queensland.
The fossil remains of the large plant-eating sauropod, nicknamed Zac, are about 97 million years old.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8224279.stm

A bear climbs out of a concrete skateboarding park after staff provides a ladder for it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/2/hi/americas/8223717.stm

Police in the Indian city of Mumbai say they have arrested a man for forgery and polygamy after he married at least six women over the past two years.
Tushar Waghmare, an engineer with Air India, allegedly kept all his wives in the dark about their counterparts.
He was arrested after his sixth wife went to the police when she discovered he was married to someone else.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8224746.stm





Author of Young Adult Romance/Fiction book
"Across the Pond"

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Barbara Bretton, Story Siren, Radio Shows and the Magic 99

The last few days have been full of fun, adventure and entertainment.

Today my Saturday "Book and a Chat" guest was Barbara Bretton, is the USA Today bestselling, award-winning author of more than 40 books. She currently has over ten million copies in print around the world. Her works have been translated into twelve languages in over twenty countries. Not counting that she is also a major knitter of socks...





As normal it was a great thirty minutes chatting with Barbara about her family, her writing, and her new book "Laced with Magic" the second book in the Sugar Maple series. As I always try for the show was full of laughter.

Check the show out at

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Across-the-Pond/2009/08/22/A-BOOK-AND-A-CHAT-with-Barbara-Bretton

Talking about laughter yesterday I had a wonderful time chatting with Kristi "The Story Siren" and many other YA Bloggers (Check yesterdays blog). I had a wonderful follow up from that show receiving this great email...

I was just listening to your interview with the darling Story
Siren.... I'm thrilled to hear that so many people have mentioned
WILLOW on your show! Thank you for your most positive comments! If
you would be interested in having me on....

Julia Hoban


Of course to get the author of Willow as a guest I jumped at it, so keep a look out for Julia coming as a future guest.

Talking about humor... with all the shows this week I did not have a Weird News day, though beleive me there were some great snippets.

In New Zealand (we have some great one from there) a man went into a record store, ordered a box set of CD's and gave the assistant his address and telephone number so he could be notified when the set arrived. He then robbed the store, but could not work out how the police were there waiting for him at his house when he got home.

Now that Magic 99.

I have had several fresh and very kind reviews at Amazon, each one clicking up the review counter, until today that total is sitting at 99... waiting... waiting to tick over to that wonderful 100

So that is the news for today I'll be back tomorrow with my UK BLOG where you can read about the fastest kettle in the world

Barry






Author of Young Adult Romance/Fiction book
"Across the Pond"

Saturday, August 8, 2009

A Book and a Chat with "Eileen McVety"

Six sick day excuses, knowing the cooperate player and how to play them, the ambition of having an office where you can turn your PC screen so only you can do it, the art of sticking it to the man.

Listen to today's tremendously funny "A BOOK AND A CHAT with Eileen McVety"

Eileen's hilarious, tongue-in-cheek twist on the employee handbook, Welcome to the Company (Inkwater Press, ISBN: 978-1-59299-395-6, Trade Paper, $9.95) is the “official” employee manual of the Gordon Wiggins Group, a mythical, yet easily recognizable, corporate entity whose motto is “Failure is our last resort”.

With its hilarious and all-too-accurate assessment of corporate culture, Welcome to the Company leaves no stone unturned in its read-between-the-lines take on the vast difference between what the employee manual says about working for a company, and what it’s really like working there.

It is a book that any person who works for a large corporation or for that matter a small company can relate to and enjoy.

You can listen to the show (as I am now) at

Direct link is (name is different as the show had to be changed)

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Across-the-Pond/2009/08/08/A-BOOK-AND-A-CHAT-with-Brian-Sandell

or on my blog at

http://acrossthepond-storyheart.blogspot.com

Listen and enjoy a fun thirty minutes at...




Author of Young Adult Romance/Fiction book
"Across the Pond"

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Latest Storyheart and Across the Pond News


Across the Pond is a YA, teen, romance or what ever you like to call it book for the young and young at heart.


Over the past few weeks I have been lucky enough to have interviews and reviews posted at all sorts of blogs and locations, about myself and my book "Across the Pond". Many of these I have shared with you on one blog or another. This week is no exception with several blog write-ups as well as some fresh reviews on amazon (those I'll share tomorrow).

Today though I received notification from a previous guest from my "Book and a Chat" blog radio show... Cherie Burbach. Cherie and I had a really enjoyable show.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Across-the-Pond/2009/04/22/A-BOOK-AND-A-CHAT-with-Cherie-Burbach-internet-dating-special

So today I received notification that Cherie had posted an interview that I had with her, nice enough. Then I went to her site Working Writers and read her introduction.

I first talked to Barry Eva a few months ago, when I was a guest on his show A Book and a Chat. He made me feel immediately comfortable and as a result, the interview was one of the most fun I’ve ever done. Barry has a natural ability to put someone at ease and talk about the things that people are really interested in.

As if that wasn’t enough, he’s also an accomplished author! His book, Across the Pond, gets rave reviews on Amazon and shows just how much Barry’s fans appreciate him.

I know you’re going to love this interview.


Talk about a build up!!!

Any way here is the link, I hope like Cherie kindly states you will "love this interview"

http://workingwritersandbloggers.com/2009/07/29/interview-barry-eva/




Author of Young Adult Romance/Fiction book
"Across the Pond"

Thursday, May 28, 2009

KARAOKE SINGING AND SONG PARODIES

As John Cleese would say...

"And now for something completely different"

I am not sure if I have shared this with you before, but I really enjoy singing karaoke and even run a show of my own on a Saturday night. Being a host one has to be able to sing whatever people want to hear from heavy and rock, to country and ballads, and be available for help with most duets...Even MEAT LOAF (all 8 minutes).

Some of the stuff I really love singing are silly songs, parades.

I have written about five parodies, two of which I do regularly at various shows, normally straight after somebody has song the correct version.

My version of Kerri Underwoods "HE CHEATS" called "NEXT TIME SHE EATS" and Garth Brooks "FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES" called "I'VE GOT A RASH IN LOW PLACES" seem to go down well.

(Check the songs at http://4tenderheart.com/karasong.html)

Any way... on the way into work today, I got a flash of inspiration which churned into an idea and tonight became reality.

My blog tonight shares my brand new parodies of "HERO" by Enrique Igliasais... "PLEASE GIVE ME A HERO"

PLEASE GIVE ME A HERO

YOU CAN COOK, WHAT YOU WANT TO COOK
YOU CAN FRY, WHAT YOU WANT TO FRY
I DON’T CARE, WHAT YOU COOK TONIGHT
A SUB WILL DO JUST FINE

I DON’T WANT, NO GREASY BURGER N’ BUN
I DON’T WANT, NO CHICKEN TO.
ALL I WANT, IS THE THING I LOVE
A LARGE HERO HERE TONIGHT

I JUST WANT A HERO BABY
FILLED WITH HAM ‘N TURKEY TO
LETTUCE, TOMATO MAKES IT BETTER
BUT PLEASE JUST HOLD THE MAYONNAISE

NICE WHITE BREAD, NOT TO OLD AND STALE
WITH MEAT AND A SLICE OF CHEESE
AM I ASKING TO MUCH, IF YOU DON’T MIND
I WANT HERO HERE TONIGHT

I JUST WANT A HERO BABY
FILLED WITH HAM ‘N TURKEY TO
LETTUCE TOMATO MAKES IT BETTER
PLEASE JUST HOLD THE MAYONNAISE

OH I’M FEELING SO HUNGRY
I’M FEELING SO VERY HUNGRY
OH YES
AM I ASKING TO MUCH, IF YOU DON’T MIND
I WANT HERO HERE TONIGHT

I JUST WANT A HERO BABY
FILLED WITH HAM ‘N TURKEY TO
LETTUCE TOMATO MAKES IT BETTER
BUT PLEASE JUST HOLD THE MAYONNAISE

I JUST WANT A HERO BABY
HEAPED WITH HAM ‘N TURKEY TO
LETTUCE TOMATO MAKES IT BETTER
PLEASE JUST HOLD THE MAYONNAISE
I DON’T WANT NO MAYONNAISE

I JUST WANT A HERO



Well I hope you enjoyed the parodies, I'll be singing it at my show this Saturday

Barry Eva (Storyheart)
Author of "Across the Pond"
Book Site:http://across-t-pond.com

Daily blog at: http://acrossthepond-storyheart.blogspot.com
Blog Talk Radio Show at :http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Across-the-Pond
Amazon Reviews: http://tinyurl.com/o7sokp

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Across the Pond - January 2nd News/Reviews

Like so many I actually have today off work, even where people are working the amount of "vacation" time taken for the one day back before the weekend leaves a lot of companies with reduced coverage. The amount of "working from" also increases. I for one go to work to have a break from home, though that is partly caused by having two little ones creating havoc around the place.

There has not been much going on with the book stuff, I have done a count up and am currently owed over 20 reviews , I guess I'll just have to wait. Right now it's just bills that keep coming through, Facebook etc all add up each day for adverts, I just wonder if anybody is purchasing copies I do hope so, but will not find out for several months yet.

I did however receive a a call and a booking for a school visit end of March. I have already worked out my presentation, with as much humor and learning I can manage in a short period of time.

Any way here we go into 2009, I will be paying a short visit back "acorss the pond" next week, which will enable me to check a few things before I start shading out my next novel...

I was going to call it "Acoss the Pond and Back again" but guess some Ho bit character might have used that idea.

Storyheart
Yound Adult Novel - Across the Pond
http://across-t-pond.com