Thursday, July 30, 2009

A Laugh, a Joke and an English Accent

As I sometimes introduce my blog radio show "A Book and Chat" which by the way is becoming so popular I am now taking bookings for November. I am not really a writer, I always class myself as a Story Teller. However what I love doing is having fun, something I think we all should try and have in our lives.

So today's blog I'll give you a heads up (where did that saying come from?) about some up and coming events. Some interviews from this last week and a couple of jokes that I hope will bring a smile to your face.


This week has been good for appearances and interviews

I was firstly one of the guests on ROBIN FALLS KIDS STORY TIME
Reading from my book and answering a couple of questions

I have also been appearing on several pages at Best Seller World


Just a couple of small jokes I've heard this week that i hope might bring a smale to your faces.

I was walking around a school on open day and came upon a boy sitting by himself in a classroom. I asked him why he was joining in all the fun with the rest of the school.
"I was caught stealing apples sir"
That's not fair I though missing everything just for stealing a few apples.
At that moment a teacher came past.
"Jones" he said "tell the gentleman the whole truth, it was not just apples was it?"

"No sir" the boy replied "It was Apples, Dells, Compacts and HP's"


I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pas gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas passing with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my
pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me..

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

UP AND COMING EVENTS: - August 5th 1pm EST

THE FUNKY WRITERS SHOW - Thursday Aug. 6th at 8:30PM

“THE BIG E” - Mass - In the Connecticut Tent:


Thurs Sept 24, 1-4pm
Thurs Sept 24, 4-7pm -
Fri Sept 25, 10am-1pm,
Fri Sept 25, 1-4pm -
Fri Sept 25, 4-7pm -
Wed Sept 30, 4pm-7pm, -
Thurs Oct 1, 10am-1pm,

Barry Eva (Storyheart)
Author of "Across the Pond"

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  1. Great jokes!
    You are very busy with your blog talk radio. I've put mine aside for the summer, although I may have a special edition for my book launch.

    Morgan Mandel

  2. Nice Information.